All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up
Imagine my surprise when I saw that there is a movie in development that has a cycling theme. And no it’s not the Lance Armstrong bio-pic with Matt Damon that we have all been breathlessly waiting for. The movie’s synopsis is, “Reeling with grief in the wake of a tragic automobile accident, retired veteran cyclist, Chris Carmik, is given an opportunity he doesn’t want, to train a rookie cycling prodigy. Preoccupied with battling his own inner demons, Chris reluctantly acclimates the prodigy, named Jake, to the fast paced world of Bicycle Racing.
Using cutting edge technology and scientific training methods, Chris transforms Jake into a top contending cyclist; however, he struggles to teach Jake the most important lesson prominent in all champions – finding the true potential inside.
Filled with spectacular race scenes through some of the most treacherous courses on the East Coast of the United States,
MAX V02 is a powerfully moving and compelling drama that examines the heart and soul of a true champion.”
So who says doping scandals are bad for the sport?! They are looking for cyclist/actors, so it’s time to dust off that headshot and send it in. I think my slightly balding, beady-eyed and uneven nostril look may be exactly what they need as a funny side kick or evil villain. And like the main character, I am also wrestling with inner demons! Did I mention that I can also dance? I also bear a striking resemblance to George Hincapie. Check my Waffle House Chronicles for my acting chops. I’m perfect for any role.
Extreme close-up. I almost have a uni-brow.
That’s right, Tim is drop dead good looking as well!