I’d like to thank everyone who volunteered to monitor my parents when I am in Singapore next week. What I have done is set up a contact tree from which my parents can reach out to people. Jodi Hall has been gracious enough to be there first contact person. However if due to the upcoming cyclocross nationals she becomes unavailable, Slover will be reached. And as you can tell from the above photo, my dad was the original metrosexual. Look at that bandanna tied rakishly around his neck! Very stylish!! From there Noel is up next. Noel if you could reinforce with my parents some age-appropriate behavior modifications I would appreciate it. Finally Bikes Gone Wild is also on the contact tree and in fact my dad wants to hang out with you and drink, fight, discuss bikes and the correct pronouncation of the word “whores.” Again thanks for all your help and hopefully the British or Irish Consulate will be able to bail them out of any major problems.