Oh great, I’m senile!

From what I can tell my frontal lobe isn’t working properly

Out of the blue, my small apartment building is getting painted. Painters showed up, started laying down tarps and covering my windows with plastic creating a hermetically sealed environment in my abode. One would think I would get some sort of warning from the landlord, but no I hadn’t. Then to my surprise tonight I discovered a letter from my landlord on my desk stating that the building was to be painted. I kinda remember seeing it on my door several days ago warning me about the painting. So now I’m concerned that I might be losing my mind and wondering if I can get a hook up for some kind of memory improving drug. This is another stark example that I am falling apart.


  1. bikesgonewild says:

    …we, that is to say, yer loyal blogistas, yer parents, yer friends & yer partner in the magazine collectively thought that it was incumbent upon us all not to mention it in a way that might upset you…

    …but ya, we’ve all been concerned & now that “the cat is out of the bag” (please, don’t trouble yerself thinking about that phrase too much…it’s ‘face value’ terminology) we do hope something can be done about the onset of what is technically called “old timers disease”…

    …hmmmm…chemical lobotomy…not good…ah, meth-amphetamines…temporary solution w/ ultimately negative effect…also not good…

    …ginko biloba, hey, now we’re thinkin’ here…increase in blood circulation & thus oxygen supply w/in the brain…that & riding the bike & there may be hope yet, old timer…(despite all my usual bs, that is something to try)…good luck…

  2. Colton says:

    It’s possible that you’ve been looking at the wrong diagram…


    …I’d suggest increasing your food and beer intake. Primarily beer if you want to see prompt results.

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  3. Scott says:

    I hope you change your underwear more often than you update this blog. Then again, it could be the senility or the whole Browne Eye thing…..

  4. bikesgonewild says:

    uhhh, captain…yer starfleet log needs updating…are you still in yer spaceship captain ???…oh, captain !!!…paging the captain…

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