I’m at Home Depot doing my thing when I spot this guy rolling through the aisles. I had to know his story. I approached him and asked about the chicken on the room of his cart. With a devilish smile he replied, “”I’m the biggest cock in town!” I told him that the sensible accessory he needed to add to the cock-mobile was 22” spinner wheels and I backed away. Either that guy is hitting deep to center field at Leisure World with the ladies or he’s got bodies buried under his trailer.