Rolling large and in charge at Home Depot

I’m at Home Depot doing my thing when I spot this guy rolling through the aisles. I had to know his story. I approached him and asked about the chicken on the room of his cart. With a devilish smile he replied, “”I’m the biggest cock in town!” I told him that the sensible accessory he needed to add to the cock-mobile was 22” spinner wheels and I backed away. Either that guy is hitting deep to center field at Leisure World with the ladies or he’s got bodies buried under his trailer.

2 Responses to “Rolling large and in charge at Home Depot”

  1. Anonymous August 11, 2008 at 8:05 am #


  2. SLOVER August 12, 2008 at 10:23 pm #

    That’s funny I say that now!
    I will have one sweet ass cart one day..

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