I’d heard about the Tony Kornheiser’s comments about running over cyclists a few days ago. To be honest, it really didn’t faze me. He’s a sports commentator whose whole schtick is to be controversial. His bosses expect that and pay him to be controversial. Did I honestly think that he...

I know you, the three readers, are dying to know who my pick as “Douche Bag of the month” award goes to. Trust me there were numerous nominees. But I have it narrowed down to one individual, who has a chance to redeem themselves before I announce it. Stay...

There is going to be a series of Battlestar Galactica movies. Holy crap I’m so excited I can hardly stand it! I really need to train more or get another...

I’m at Home Depot doing my thing when I spot this guy rolling through the aisles. I had to know his story. I approached him and asked about the chicken on the room of his cart. With a devilish smile he replied, “”I’m the biggest cock in town!” I told him that the sensible...

I received this e-mail from my H3 Publications/ROAD Magazine appointed psychologist Noel, “Check out my new bike. Its a Vanilla Speedvagen…and its the best all around/stage race bike I’ve ever ridden. I never imagined a steel bike could feel edgy, sharp and weaponized. ...

Just when I thought I’d get screwed by having someone sit next to me I have an empty seat. Time to stretch out. Ten hours to Germany and I’m going to pop a Vicadine and pass...

I took this photo yesterday. They call this machine "the rack." It stretches my neck...