I’m sitting here waiting for my, as usual, delayed flight in the Long Beach airport when I thought I would share something I’ve never heard over the P.A. “Listen up ladies! We have two black shoes that have been left at security. They are both lefts!” Then the security lady walked through the terminal waving the black high-heeled shoes as the whole terminal cracked up. I immediately saw an opportunity to be a smart ass and yelled out, “The one in your right hand is mine!” Yeah, I’m easily entertained…