Last month I didn’t get around to my douche of the month award because I was a douche myself and didn’t get around to it. But just to get you up to speed, last month’s douche was Cadel Evans. “Whaaa, don’t touch my slightly injured shoulder” or my favorite or “I’ll cut your head off if you step on my dog!” WTF Cadel! When did you become Paris Hilton and start dragging a rat-sized dog with you? Did you every see Merckx on the podium with some emasculating dog? It’s not like your country doesn’t have some cool dogs. Get a dog with balls like the Australian sheep dog if you are concerned about it getting squashed. That dog might be able to herd you out of possible dangerous situations.

This month the douche award goes to the Spanish cycling federation. Apparently they are bitching and moaning about Leipheimer’s aero extensions on his tt bike. Listen, you guys have your hands full keeping your riders from doing things they aren’t supposed to be doing. If I was you I’d concentrate on that. I’m just saying…